pastsanity: (It's rough being a pimp)
[It's late at night, and Kinzo and crew obviously haven't even gotten to the Pokemon Center. Only Kinzo's Wingull, perched on his shoulder, looks fine - behind him, a Krabby and Grovyle follow. They both, though following out of duty, are looking fairly tired, as is Kinzo himself. ... Well, they were, anyway, until they realized what was a good dozen Murkrow were following them... staring.]

I've arrived in Goldenrod, finally... However, I don't believe I asked for a welcoming committee. Certainly not one of inferior riffraff like this. [Kinzo nods his head to the side towards his Wingull.] Gen here is clearly a far better breed of bird.

Hear that, you black-feathered bad omens...!? Not a single one of you shall be stopping me from returning to Violet!!

[... Surprisingly, though Kinzo meant his remark as a way to goad the birds into some kind of action, they all just continue to stare. Watching. Calculating. Memorizing.]

... Hoh. I was expecting more of a commotion. Perhaps I should be a little more more worried.

[Kinzo turns to the camera now, looking as though he cares very little about the Murkrow - however, behind him, the Krabby is pinching his claw threatening towards the unmoving Murkrow while the Grovyle simple chuckles at the crab's antics. Pukukukuku.]

This is all pointless. I have heard rumors of a shortcut that will get me to Violet City. If it is possible that someone could open this shortcut for me, or perhaps help me get there by another means, I would be extremely grateful. I need to return to my... [Kinzo pauses, raising his head for a moment. When he looks back at the screen, his gaze is much more focused.] ... family.


[OOC: Just a note, Mammon and Belphegor are going to be picking Kinzo up via Sexy Stake Airlines, but he isn't aware of that yet. Feel free to give him advice and offer assistance all the same!]
pastsanity: (Having six toes is awesome!?)
Just where is this music coming from...!? I demand that it be halted immediately!! It was enjoyable the first time, to an extent, but this is simply too much! It's been going on for over twelve hours now--!!

I'd almost rather that infernal noise that normally plays during the day, for all this has done. I'm going to go deaf at this rate...!

[Kinzo, unfortunately, hasn't been granted any powers today. He hasn't been granted any special Pokemon either. Oh no, he's been granted with something much, much stronger.]

... ~ ♪ ~ OH DESIRE ~ ♪ ~ ...


[Kinzo has been granted with the enchanting melody of DESIRE. While it's only at the volume of normal background music, it gets increasingly louder the more you listen. What is the cure to this DESIRE, you ask?

Be a Beatrice. Should a Beatrice appear, in that thread... The DESIRE will vanish instantly. Or you can just, you know, ignore it. A distraction is fine too. Especially since Kinzo has found himself in Azalea Town.]


UWOOOOOOOOOHH...!!
pastsanity: (Battler isn't even born yet)
[Today, Kinzo has decided to fend for himself - his Wingull, as always, perched on his shoulder. He's arrived in Cherrygrove, bought himself an Old Rod, and gone fishing - just as an manly man like himself would think to do. After all, that bento can only hold a person for so long. The problem is, he found, after obtaining the fish of his desires...]

There's something wrong with the fish here. [Kinzo's face is one of annoyance with just a bit of shock mixed in. Seriously, Johto? You're denying him a proper meal? Come on now.] You can't eat them. In fact, you can't even break through their scales. No matter what I try, it just...

[Kinzo turns the camera over to a Magikarp, flopping around on the ground next to him. He stares at it, as if wondering if all of this is truly real for the first time since his arrival. Timeline dissaray and magic and monsters are one thing, but he can't eat fish? That's just unreal. The Magikarp, meanwhile, continues to flop. Karp Karp Karp. Magikarp.]

Tell me. Should I just release this "Magikarp" back into the wild or keep it? Its level is a few higher than Gen's is right now, but Gen was still able to beat it down well enough for me to capture it with relative ease.

[The Magikarp flops around on the ground in front of him, as if hurt that her new master would even suggest releasing her. Alas, she cannot properly portray how offended she is. Look at that Magikarp flop.]

... It doesn't even appear to need water to survive. [Kinzo shakes his head, sighing.] What a strange, strange fish.

How does one even eat in this land? If all of the animals are like this, I can't imagine how you all have managed to survive for so long.
pastsanity: (Who's the man with the gold in a ditch?)
[In New Bark Town, if anyone is still around, you might find a somewhat frustrated man - tossed back into his Navy uniform for who knows what reason - prodding at his PokeGear, a Wingull perched on his shoulder as if it was the most natural place for it to be. Despite the fact that the man seems to have no idea what to do with the machine, the Wingull, on the other hand, seems to have been accepted with no problem whatsoever.]

... Aha. Is this how it works? Clever. It seems it's more than a simple telephone, Gen.

[The Wingull makes a squawk, at which point Kinzo offers the PokeGear up, allowing the Wingul to lean down and inspect the device. After a few very serious moments of contemplation, the Wingull resumes its place on Kinzo's shoulder, squawks again, then nods in agreement. Kinzo seems to accept this response, since he smirks and chuckles - tossing the PokeGear in the air and catching it, feeling more confident in it now.]

Quite an intelligent bird. I really will have to find out where I can get more like you for the family once I return to Odaware. You're already proving to be quite useful. Now then, shall we see just how useful this is?

[At this point, Kinzo flips on the [VIDEO] function of the PokeGear, greeting viewers with his devilishly handsome Battlerface along with that of his Wingull's curious, but patient, stare. Kinzo is silent for a few moments, looking over the PokeGear as if he's sizing it up, and after he's made a decision, he nods.]

Yes... Yes, it appears to be recording now. I'm not really familiar with this kind of technology, but here it is, exisiting in my hands, so I can't exactly refute its existence, can I? That is, assuming I've not gone mad after all.

In any case...

My name is Ushiromiya Kinzo, and I am the Head of the Ushiromiya Family. [a pause] If there is anyone out there who can give me any information regarding where I am now or, more importantly, how I can return to Odawara... [Kinzo chuckles, flashing the camera a grin]

I promise that you will be rewarded for it.

[And with that, with all the flare and dramatics that one would expect of Ushiromiya Kinzo, he snaps the PokeGear shut and off in a swift movement, ending the video feed. For those still in New Bark, however, Kinzo opens the PokeGear again a few moments later and lets out a relieved sigh.]

... Good. That wouldn't have been nearly as effective if it hadn't actually turned off.

[Gen squawks one last time in agreement, giving a nod, and Kinzo heads off to investigate the town while he awaits a response.]

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