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[pastsanity]

[Today, Kinzo has decided to fend for himself - his Wingull, as always, perched on his shoulder. He's arrived in Cherrygrove, bought himself an Old Rod, and gone fishing - just as an manly man like himself would think to do. After all, that bento can only hold a person for so long. The problem is, he found, after obtaining the fish of his desires...]

There's something wrong with the fish here. [Kinzo's face is one of annoyance with just a bit of shock mixed in. Seriously, Johto? You're denying him a proper meal? Come on now.] You can't eat them. In fact, you can't even break through their scales. No matter what I try, it just...

[Kinzo turns the camera over to a Magikarp, flopping around on the ground next to him. He stares at it, as if wondering if all of this is truly real for the first time since his arrival. Timeline dissaray and magic and monsters are one thing, but he can't eat fish? That's just unreal. The Magikarp, meanwhile, continues to flop. Karp Karp Karp. Magikarp.]

Tell me. Should I just release this "Magikarp" back into the wild or keep it? Its level is a few higher than Gen's is right now, but Gen was still able to beat it down well enough for me to capture it with relative ease.

[The Magikarp flops around on the ground in front of him, as if hurt that her new master would even suggest releasing her. Alas, she cannot properly portray how offended she is. Look at that Magikarp flop.]

... It doesn't even appear to need water to survive. [Kinzo shakes his head, sighing.] What a strange, strange fish.

How does one even eat in this land? If all of the animals are like this, I can't imagine how you all have managed to survive for so long.

Comments

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[primrosenthorns.livejournal.com]

What are you, sick? You're not supposed to eat the fucking things.

[Video] I CLAIM THIS KINZO IN THE NAME OF THE USHI--- Oh wait.

[isthedeadcat]

I haven't found anyone who could tell me where the meat for the food is obtained...

The wildlife of Johto is definitely not edible, however. I would also recommend you to stay away from the berries.

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[foreverabeard.livejournal.com]

Are you... trying to eat that Magikarp?

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[islandshore.livejournal.com]

The shops carry meat, and it doesn't taste like a substitute.

[But obviously, something doesn't add up.]

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[bakaitoukid]

[... HRRRRRGH MORE MAGIKARPS. To avoid his twitchiness being caught on tape, he replies via text]

They're not edible.

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[uuing]

[ Kinzo, you've managed to completely shock Maria this time. Magikarp fanclub member #1, okay. ]

U.. uu-! You shouldn't eat Magikarp! They're our friends, uu-uu-!

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[r-username.livejournal.com]

*Walking up behind you! It might be painfully obvious what with the heavy footsteps she takes.*

If you are in need of rations, I would be willing to provide you with those I was supplied with.